The Dude Holiday Gift
A very TONGUE-IN-CHEEK holiday gift for the teen or young man. Includes many hilarious gifts that will provide quite a laugh, such as the Fake Swears Book (Holy Shift Key! 102% clean exclamations), The Fifty Farts Card Deck, the 'Wash Your Nuts' Soap on a Rope (yes - a pair of acorns) and more! Please note that the 'wash your nuts' soap is as inappropriate as this pack gets. It's really a very 'clean gift' that we would have no problem gifting to our own sons! The Dude Gift Basket will be packed in an attractive holiday box, and tied with a bow. Complete contents listed below.
$59.97Dude - Holi
- Beyond Bookmarks Gift Tag (a keepsake bookmark with your personal message of love and support!)
- Fake Swears Book (Holy shift key! This hard cover phrasebook is full of exclamations that sound naughty but are 100% office-ready, kid-friendly, and grandma-approved. Strong language was never so safe. Dirty words were never so clean!)
- 'Motion' Card Deck (Add some optical illusions to your next poker game with these pixel cards.)
- 'Wash Your Nuts' Soap on a Rope (Tongue in cheek soap on a rope will ensure the guy stays squeaky clean. Soaps are almond scented and shaped like a pair of shiny acorns.)
- Set of 3 Smart-Aleck Pencils (pencils with funny messages such as 'Trust me. I'm a Ninja.', 'Son of a bee sting!', and 'I'm kind of a big deal.')
- 'Bring It' Sticky Notes (Colorful and witty sticky notes for all his brilliant (or mundane) thoughts!)
- Back Scratcher (whimsical, hand-shaped back scratcher will bring a smile to his face)
- Bacon Lip Balm (Keep list moist and meaty around the clock with this bacon scented lip balm!)
- Survival Tool (Just what every guy needs - a handy multi-tool that fits in his wallet! Includes a box opener, screwdriver, wrench and ruler all in one.)
- Killer Bees Candies (Delicious honey flavored, bee-shaped candies. Now that's a conversation starter!)
- Big Foot Air Freshener (Fun way to clear the air in a car, bedroom or gym locker, and it's Big Foot!)
- The Dude Holiday Gift will be packed in a beautiful holiday box and tied with a bow. We reserve the right to make substitutions for items of equal or greater value based on wholesale product availability.